Camo fixes everything. It's like the duct tape of the fitness world. Hair's a mess? Camo shirt. Pizza and beer all weekend? Camo leggings + camo shirt. Drunken Facebook posts? Camo everything so you can hide from the world.
Tri-blend black racerback tank, because they're the best.
Printed neck tag on the inside. No itchiness, no annoyances.