Death Before Decaf 3/4 Sleeve Unisex *IN STOCK*

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Death Before Decaf 3/4 Sleeve Unisex *IN STOCK*

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This is the catalyst to our fresh roasted coffee launch.  We are not here to participate.  We don't say we like coffee when we actually just like milk and sugar with a little coffee mixed in.  We like our coffee like we like our rifles and our ops, BLACK.  I don't even know what decaf tastes like, but I'm sure it doesn't taste like Freedom and Bald Eagles screaming as they unleash an entire drum mag over the horizon on some tangoes I'll tell you that much.  If you start getting all crazy with your "Good Morning" before I've had half of my coffee you will get dropkicked at the very least. But I still won't spill any coffee. This shirt is for all you coffee snobs and caffeine fiends out there who'd rather die than give up coffee or resort to decaf. They're unisex sizing and ship 12/28.  

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